You know how it is: When things started out, your bank was so different — small, local, reliable. Then, everything changed. It was like your bank was taken over by someone else and kept changing and changing, till it was a completely different bank, and you didn’t know who it was anymore!
Your nightmare of mega-bank dependence can end now. YOU can take charge!
Step 1. Address Your Soon-to-Be Ex
Step 2. Make a Clean Break
Step 3. Watch Your Ex Go to Pieces
Now didn’t that feel good?
Actually, yes, it did!
And here are three practical steps to break up with your mega-bank:
1. Find someone who shares your dreams and values. (This Green America post tells you how to do it and provides some candidates.)
2. Ask them out. (“May I fill out a credit application with you?”) You can often do this over the phone or online! No worry about how you look!
3. After approval, contact your mega-bank and tell them, “It’s not me. It’s you.” And feel like the weight has just been lifted off your shoulders!
P.S. Are you thinking about The General Strike and Day of Mass Action this Wednesday, November 2? Have ideas about how we who #Occupyathome, can participate?